Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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