well you can't waste a boner
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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