Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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