If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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