He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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