i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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