so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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