bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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