oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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