so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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