Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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