But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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