Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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