I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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