In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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