Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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