i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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