She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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