so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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