Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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