I wanna bring you to show and tell
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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