Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You took a bar mat shot.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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