I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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