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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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Who are you high with right now?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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