I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I have post one night stand depression
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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