Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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