...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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