Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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