Where did you get a picture of my penis
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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