Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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