Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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