I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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