I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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