Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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