idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
