so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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