if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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