You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
This toilet bowl is my home.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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