She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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