So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this boner is exhausting
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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