Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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