are you so shy because you have an std?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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