I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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