I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just found a bag of teeth...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
