dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Acid is not a monday night drug
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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