Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Do plants get herpes?
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