he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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