I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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