Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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