She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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