There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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